expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog
18 year old Johnny Depp: ugh he's so hot
35 year old Johnny Depp: ugh he's so hot
49 year old Johnny Depp: ugh he's so hot
101 year old handicapped arthritic amputated Johnny Depp: ugh he's so hot
